
I am seriously grossed out by all the pictures of strawberry birthmarks on google. I think I may have a port wine, but it looks as if everyone with port wine birthmarks have it in terrible places. To top it off, they don't look so good either:

here's mine..not as bad:

okay, it's completely mild in comparison.
I love it. Since early elementary I've been told "nice tattoo" jokingly or at least I hope so, or the little bitches that hated me for no reason would try to push it. It's just a really pigmented area of skin people. I can take your "Ow what happened?" remarks but it's not a weapon nor does it hurt.
It's pretty cool that most Hindu people I know have told me it's lucky. For what? I don't know. I know I'm not the only kid walking around with a natural tattoo on the left arm. So where's this luck Rama? Standard "Hinduism and Birthmarks" google search leads me to some kind of answers, but further investigation during Gov. Homework time is needed.
Speaking of luck, I wonder about the volcanic rock my dumbass family took home from Hawaii. I'm pretty sure I've read it's bad luck. No FUCKING wonder.
(I need something to blame.)

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